No, I haven't been run through with a samurai sword, I'm freaking out. Mr. Pibb is apparently taking over the world, and I can't figure out why. Seriously! What The Flip? Have you people never heard of taste tests? Mr. Pibb is a sorry excuse for a liquid, let alone a substitute for the Grand Dr. himself. Boy, if ever there was a cause for a grass roots movement...
NO MORE PIBB! NO MORE PIBB!
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This is weak sauce Jim. Of all the beverages to take aim at? * Warning I am about to use the word flagrant in a flagrant manor* There are much bigger fish to fry here. Take the flagrant rip off of Mountain Dew by Coke. Vault !? are you kidding me. It is even use not just green but the same shade of green on the can! As if all people who use chemicals to play WoW for three nights solid because they must defeat the evil witch Zernaletha before work Monday morning or risk losing their clan status are stupid. We….I mean they can see through this silly ploy. They think that by putting some obscene measurement of caffeine content on the side of the can will make us betray our Dew chugging LAN party roots? Not that I have an issue but I am just giving you a viable example.
While I understand and appreciate your geekdom, Wyatt, perhaps I didn't make my approach to this conundrum very clear. I am speaking as an aficionado of the great nectar of the gods, a connoisseur if you will.
Perhaps the sauce is weak, but until you've changed where you buy gas based on how good their Dr. Pepper tastes, you will not understand my outrage.
Oh, and btw, Sally and the rest of you Coke Zero fanatics out there need to chiz-ill iz-out. Yeah. I tried it today, and you know what? That taste has been on the market long before now, and it was originally called TAB, which I believe is an acronym for Tastes Awfully Bland (and gives you cancer, right?).
Dude, it's like you read my mind... I was about to blast you on how the TRUE nectar is Coke Zero, but then I continued to scroll and you had already started blaspheming.
Are your local church authorities aware of your blatant disregard for the use of the name of the chosen drink???
p.s. any kind of cough syrup w/codeine is from the devil.
God = good, Devil = bad, right?
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